One day Sister Mary Teresa was asking her 1st grade class at St. Peter's Catholic school what they wanted to be when they grow up.
Little John wanted to be a fireman; Susie wants to be a nurse. Then she came to Ashley, Ashley said, I want to be a prostitute! Sister Mary said WHAT!? Again she said I would like to be a prostitute.
Sister Mary said Oh thank heavens I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!!!!!!