The biker came home unexpectedly and caught his ol' lady and his Doberman in a compromising position. "How could you do this to me?" he sobbed. "I loved you! I provided for you! I've been faithful to you! Then I find you cheating on me! I can't believe you're fucking this...this...this -" "Oh honey," his ol' lady cried, "I'm sorry. I -" "You stay outta this!" the biker said. "This is between me and Spike!"