Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.

The first guy says, "My favorite position is the rodeo position."

"What is the rodeo position, and how do you do that?" asks the second man.

The first guy explains, "Well, first you tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours, and then you do it doggy- style. Once things start to get underway, and shes really into it, you lean forward and whisper in her ear, Your sister likes this position too... Then, try to hang on for 8 seconds.