My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I
didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought,
what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along
with her.
When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news
for you!"
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all
the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was
pregnant!
I was ecstatic!
We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and
kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I
couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well,
we are not having just ! one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.....

"Well I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and b