Amusing things grade-schoolers have written: (spelling left in)
The future of "I give" is "I take."
The parts of speech are lungs and air.
The inhabitants of Moscow are called mosquitoes.
A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogen. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water:
(Define H2O and CO2)H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.
Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
The people who followed the Lord were called the twelve opossums.
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
We do not raise silk worms in the United States. Because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.