A wealthy man was having an affair. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage, he paid her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born to keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments.
About 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said. "You received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.