Baby Bear

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It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave.

His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and
bones, with big circles under his eyes.

His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter
like you were supposed to?"

"Hibernate? Shit Ma, I thought you said masturbate!"
  • By: ebaum
  • Level: The One
  • Featured: 269 weeks ago
  • Added: 269 weeks ago
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  • Comments: 45
Description: It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes. His... view all
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