There was a Jewish guy and a Czechoslovakian guy walking in a national forest. All of a sudden, a bear came and took the Czech and ate him. The Jewish guy ran back to find someone to help. He found a Forest Service man, and told him what happened. So he took a gun and went back into the forest. There were two bears together. "Now there are only two bears on this mountain." Said the Forest Service man. "One is a male, the other is a female. Which one ate your friend?" The Jewish guy said it was definately the male. so the man fired the gun and killed the male, while the other ran away. When they opened up the bear, its stomach was empty.

The moral of the story is that you never trust a Jew when he says that the Check is in the Mail.