Three guys meet up in a bar and discuss how drunk they’d gotten the last time they’d met. “I was so drunk,” says one of them, “I woke up with no money in my wallet and my credit cards were gone.” “That’s nothing,” says the second man, “you should have seen the ugly woman I woke up with the next morning.” The third man laughs nervously and then says, “you think that’s bad? I blew chunks.” “Ah, don’t worry about it,” the other two say. “We’ve all been sick .” “No, you don’t understand,” comes the reply. “Chunks is the name of my dog!