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Seven Kinds Of Sex ...

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The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2nd... Kitchen Sex.
When you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3rd... Bedroom Sex.
When you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

4th... Hallway Sex.
When you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'Fuck You.'

5th... Religious Sex.
You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

6th... Courtroom Sex.
When you cannot stand your spouse any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

Finally... The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself!
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