a bear is chasing a rabbit and they both come upon a genie lamp
so they both rub it and a genie comes out saying you have 3 wishes i can grant
so the rabbit goes first and says i want a helmet
the genie says thats a stupid wish but ok if you want it
than the bear goes i want every bear to be a girl bear in the county
the genie says thats a great wish
than the rabbit says i wish i had a moped
the genie says thats an ok wish
the bear says i wish every bear in the state was a girl bear
the genie grants that wish
than the bear thinks of a GREAT idea and interupts the rabbit and he says i wish every bear in the world was a girl bear
the genie says tahts an outstanidng wish
than the rabbit thinks hard and than he says i wish that bear was gay