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*Hypothetically, when you go to heaven, the fewer times you cheated on your spouce or girlfriend/boyfriend, the better car you get*

One day, this man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Jesus meets him and asked how many times he cheated on his wife. The man says one time. Jesus gives him a 1979 Chevy Impala with leather seats and sunroof. The next guy comes up. Jesus asked him how many times he cheated on his wife. He says 3 times, and gets a rusted-over halfway-dead Model-T Ford. Next guy comes up, Jesus asks him how many times he cheated on his wife. He says he never cheated on him wife. Jesus gives him a brand new, gold-leather seat, 4-wheel drive Lamborghini Convertible. He takes his car rather eagerly, and begins to drive it. Soon, he turns a corner and finds his wife on a wooden bike.
underfan15 Uploaded 01/06/2008
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