31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.........
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?...
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out....
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both....
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials....
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at....
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines....
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.....
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