Mommy's getting fat
When my wife was six months pregnant with our third child, our three year old came into the room as my wife got ready to shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" She replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she said, "but what's growing in your butt?"
Tom7997 Uploaded 07/01/2008