Q: How many wives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch about it.

Q:How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: none, they just sit in the dark and cry about it

Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. She just holds up the bulb and the whole world revolves around her.