Tesco sex
One day Fred was walking down the road when God suddenly appeared and said " you have been very bad in your life but im going to give you one last chance if you can stand 1 week with out drinking smoking and sex you will go to heaven".
1 week later
God appeared in Gods house and said "did you manage to do it?"
Fred replied "well the drinking and smoking was easy but when me and my wife were in Tesco my wife bent down to pick up some peas on the bottom shelf well and i just could not resist.."
"we do not like that in hevan" God bellowed out.
" yer they dont like it in Tesco either" he replied
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