aman walks into a restraunt and sits at a table when he sees the most beautiful blonde sitting a few tables over. the waiter comes over to his table and asks"how may i help you this evening sir?" the man tells him to send the lady there finest bottle of champagne. The waiter does as he was asked and returnes moments later looking confussed and says "The lady will only except the gift if you drive a benz and has a million in the bank and that you have a 7in penis." the man frowned and looked down at his pants. a few minuets later the waiter returnes to the ladys table and says hat the man drives a ferrari a H2 and a mustang the ladys jaw drops the waiter then informes her that the man has 25 million in vthe bank. the waiter then said i regret to inform you of this but the man said that he would not cut three inches off for a woman even as beautiful as you. he also said to return the bottle.