The dishes
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A man buys himself a new bycicle. The salesman tells him that he should polish the leather sattle with Vaseline to protect it from rain. So he buys some Vaseline and rides home.
Later he's invited to his girlfriend's parents for dinner. Dinner's good and after they ate, the father says: "We always play a game after dinner. The first one to speak has to do the dishes."
They all remain silent and after awhile, the man thinks well why not make out with my girlfriend, so he starts kissing her and they end up banging in front of the parents. Still no talking.
So he thinks, why not bang the mother too, she looks quite good, so he bangs her as well. The father looks quite shockeb but still doesn't say anything.
Then the man realizes that it starts to rain outside, so he thinks of his bike and takes out the Vaseline in order to polish his sattle.
The father sees the Vaseline and yells: "Oh my God, I'll do the dishes! I'll do them!!"
Later he's invited to his girlfriend's parents for dinner. Dinner's good and after they ate, the father says: "We always play a game after dinner. The first one to speak has to do the dishes."
They all remain silent and after awhile, the man thinks well why not make out with my girlfriend, so he starts kissing her and they end up banging in front of the parents. Still no talking.
So he thinks, why not bang the mother too, she looks quite good, so he bangs her as well. The father looks quite shockeb but still doesn't say anything.
Then the man realizes that it starts to rain outside, so he thinks of his bike and takes out the Vaseline in order to polish his sattle.
The father sees the Vaseline and yells: "Oh my God, I'll do the dishes! I'll do them!!"
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Description: A man buys himself a new bycicle. The salesman tells him that he should polish the leather sattle with Vaseline to protect it from rain. So he buys some Vaseline and ri... view all
