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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who
Makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to
See accountants on my
Operating table because when you open them up,
Everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you
Should try
Electricians! Everything inside them is color
Coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really
Think librarians
Are the best, everything inside them is in
Alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You
Know, I like
Construction workers...Those guys always understand
When you have a few
Parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them
All up when he
Observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the
Easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and
No spine, and the
Head and the ass are interchangeable.
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