Black jokes!

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving

Q:Hey did you hear about the black guy that went to collage?
A:Me neither.

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?

Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.

Q:Why are niggers getting stronger?
A:Tv's are getting bigger!

Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR

Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

Q:How long does it take a black women to shit?
A:Nine months.