1. If it suddenly becomes quiet, expect a monster of some sort to pop around a corner.

2. When you tell everyone what you plan on doing "when this is all over", you will end up dead within a few minutes.

3. If the killer is a relative, move out of state somewhere without any family.

4. When entering a dark room, either attemp to turn the lights on, or bring nightvision goggles.

5. Smack anyone who suggests "splitting up".

6. 9 times out of 10, one of your party members is in league with the killer/monster.

7. Look through the dam peephole before opening the door.

8. If the call is coming from inside the house, get the fcuk out, the kids are boned.

9. If you are blond, size double-d, and plan on taking a shower: put some clothes on, check the caller I.D., and wait untill morning for that shower.

10. If you have the feeling that something is behind you, don't turn around, and remember: It will only attack you when you look at it, just slowly