Redneck Honeymoon
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Ellie-May and Billy-Bob were on there Honeymoon at the Econo Lodge Elkins, West Virginia. Billy-Bob is lying on the bed waiting for his new bride to return from the bathroom.
She enters the bedroom and says, “Billy-Bob take it easy on me tonight I’m a virgin.”
Billy-Bob jumps out of bed putting his overalls on as he exits the hotel room. He runs the whole quarter mile home and burst through the door.
His Brother/Father says, “Billy –Bob what the hey are you doing here on your wedding night?”
“Ellie- May is a virgin,” reply’s Billy-Bob.
His Father says,” You did the right thing Billy-Bob, if she ain’t good’nough for her own family she sure ain’t good’nough for ours.”
She enters the bedroom and says, “Billy-Bob take it easy on me tonight I’m a virgin.”
Billy-Bob jumps out of bed putting his overalls on as he exits the hotel room. He runs the whole quarter mile home and burst through the door.
His Brother/Father says, “Billy –Bob what the hey are you doing here on your wedding night?”
“Ellie- May is a virgin,” reply’s Billy-Bob.
His Father says,” You did the right thing Billy-Bob, if she ain’t good’nough for her own family she sure ain’t good’nough for ours.”
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