Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'

The wolf jumps up and runs away.


Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. And this time he is crouched behind a bush. 'My what big ears you
have, Mr. Wolf.'

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.


About a quarter mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'


With that the wolf jumps up and screams,

'Will you knock it off??!!! I'm trying to poop!!!!'