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A bear walked into a bar in Billings and ordered a beer from the bartender.

The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t sell beer to bears in Billings.”

The bear said, “You see that women at the end of the bar? If you don’t sell me a beer, I’ll go down there and eat her all up!”

The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t sell beer to belligerent bears in Billings.”

The bear arose from the barstool, walked down to where the woman sat and devoured her. He then returned to his barstool and told the bartender to give him a beer.

The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t sell beer to bad, belligerent bears in Billings and in particular those that are on drugs!!”

“Drugs?, said the bear, “I’m not on drugs

The bartender replied, “You are now. That was a barbiturate!”
OldGeezer Uploaded 01/14/2008
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