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Holy Cock

The priest in a small village was very fond of the rooster and 10 hen he kept at his house. One Saturday night, the rooster went missing and the priest suspected it has been stolen. The next day at the morning mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anyone got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No," said the priest. "I meant, has anyone seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No!," he said with a hint of annoyance. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?
Half the women stood up.
"NO!," he said angrily, "That wasn't what I meant either!"
All the choirboys stood up.
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