a man walks into a bar with a moving bag
bartender: whats in the bag?
man: i'll show you
he pulls out a 1ft pianist (man who plays piano)
bartender whered ya get him?
man: i have this magic phone, i say somethin into it and it comes true
bartender: can i try it
man: sure
bartender: (speaking into the phone) i wish for a million bucks
the next thing he knows a million ducks walk into the bar
bartender: i said a million bucks!
man: you think i wanted a 1ft pianist?