Goldfish
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One day, little Johnny's grandpa was walking to Johnny's house. When he got there, he saw the kid had some friends over and they were hovered over a shallow hole in the ground. He didn't want to disturb them so he ducked behind some bushes just far enough so that he could still see and hear the kids. Little Johnny spoke up and asked his friends if any of them knew how to perform a funeral. Little Tommy came forward and said, "I went to my great-grandpa's funeral and I remember what the preacher said." So the kids appointed him as the preacher. He began, " Sammy was a good goldfish. He lived a long and happy life. Upon his request, we are not flushing him." He motioned to Billy, who, on cue, put a shoe box into the hole. Tommy started back up, " In the name of the father, and in the name of the son, and into the HOLE he GOES!" Grandpa started cracking up.
- By: waverlygirl
- Level: Tadpole
- Added: 227 weeks ago
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