In a small village there was a church and the priest had 10 chickens out back and a rooster. One day the rooster was gone so next day mass the priest asked everyone "has anyone got a cock?" All the men stood up, the priest said "no no, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women stood up. The priest was really getting annoyed and asked "NO! has anyone got a cock that doesnt belong to them!?" Half the women stood up. By now the priest was really angry and asked once more "has anyone seen MY COCK?!" All the choir boys stood up.
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