During a plane flight the pilot announces that the plane is losing altitiude and says he is dumping the cargo from below. After that, he says that they are still falling and asks that all non-essentials be thrown from the plane. After this they are still falling and the pilot asks if there are any brave souls that would sacrifice themselves for the rest of the passangers. The first to go is a Frenchman and says "Viva La France!" As he jumps. Gasps and cries can be heard. The second to go is an Englishman "Long Live the Queen!" as he jumps, more cries and gasps. The last to go is a large, burly Texan. As he puts on his cowboy hat he stands in the doorway and grabs the closest Mexican and shouts, "Remember the Alamo!" as he throws the Mexican out of the plane...