God goes to visit Adam in the Garden of Eden. As they are walking, God tells Adam, "Son, I have some good news and some bad news." Adam says, "What is the good news, God?" God tells him, "I have two new organs for you. One is called a penis and one is called a brain." Adam says, "Well, what do this new organs do?" God goes into a full explanation and Adam says, "Wow, God. This sounds great! But what's the bad news?" to which God replies, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at a time."