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A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her to poke him with every time he fell asleep. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out, "And who created all there is in six days and rested on the seventh," the husband fell asleep, so the wife poked him which caused him to fly out of the pew and scream, "Good God almighty!"

The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began to doze off again. When the minister got to, "And who died on the cross to save us from our sins," the wife hit him again and caused him to jump up and shout, "Jesus Christ!" The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon.

The man sat back down and began to watch his wife. This time, when the
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