Prison Schedual
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It's a convicts first day in prison and he's alone crying when a older convict comes over to him and says
" you know prison isn't that bad, for instance do you like movies?"
And the other man says" are you kidding I love movies!"
And the older convict says " Well every monday night we set up a big screen and watch a movie."
"Thats great!" says the young convict
Then the older convict says " Do you like baseball?"
And the younger convict says " I play it all the time!"
And the older convict says " Well every tuesday we all go and play baseball"
Then the younger convict says " This is too good to be true!, is there anything else I should know?"
And the older convict says " ...well are you a homosexual?"
To which the younger convicts says " No way"
Then the older convict says " Well then, your not going to like thursday."
" you know prison isn't that bad, for instance do you like movies?"
And the other man says" are you kidding I love movies!"
And the older convict says " Well every monday night we set up a big screen and watch a movie."
"Thats great!" says the young convict
Then the older convict says " Do you like baseball?"
And the younger convict says " I play it all the time!"
And the older convict says " Well every tuesday we all go and play baseball"
Then the younger convict says " This is too good to be true!, is there anything else I should know?"
And the older convict says " ...well are you a homosexual?"
To which the younger convicts says " No way"
Then the older convict says " Well then, your not going to like thursday."
- By: ilikebananas
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