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Yo Mamma is so fat,
the telephone company gave her two area codes!


Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.

Yo Mamma is so fat,
that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
the Goodyear blimp accidently flew into her mouth!

Yo Mamma is so fat,
when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"

Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions

Yo Mamma is so fat,
her feet need license plates!

Yo Mamma is so fat,
that she has to use a VCR for a pager.
DARK_TADOR Uploaded 07/23/2008
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