A young lad runs in from school and shouts to his mum
“You know I’m half black and half Jewish, am I more black
Or more Jewish?”
“I don’t know go ask your father”
So he runs to his dad and shouts
“Dad you know I’m half black and half Jewish, am I more black
Or more Jewish?”
“I don’t know. Why do you need to know?”
“Well” he says “young Billy down the road is selling his bike
For a tenner, I don’t know whether to knock him down to
A fiver, or wait till its dark and nick it”.