A young couple is on the first night of their honeymoon getting ready for bed when the man takes off his pants and throws them on the bed. He tells his new wife to put them on and she says, "I can't wear your pants they are too big!" The new husband replys,"That's right! I'm the one that wears the pants in this relationship!"
The new bride pulls off her panties and tells the new husband to put them on. He looks at her and says, "Honey, I can't get in your panties!"
The new wife looks at him and says, "You're damn right and until you change your attitude, you will not get in my panties at all!"