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You can kiss my ass!

A guy walks into a hardware store and asks someone at the counter for a peice of string about 4 feet long.

Puzzled the guy goes and gets his string, brings it back to him and charges him 43 cents.

The guy then ask if they had a bathroom in the store.
Yes its in the back to the left.

the guy walks back into the bathroom pulls down his pants and ties the string around his dick, runs it between his legs and up his back and over his right shoulder. then they guy starts yelling at his penis.

YOU USED TO GET HARD FOR ME!!! WHEN ID SHAVE YOU WATCHED ME!!! WHEN I WANTED TO FUCK MY WIFE YOU NEVER FAILED ME!!!!!

NOW ALL YOUR GOOD FOR IS STARING AT THE FLOOR DAY IN AND DAY OUT!!!! then he tells his penis one thing.
YOU CAN JUST KISS MY ASS...while pulling the string thats over his shoulder making his dick "kiss his ass"
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