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Horny Gorilla

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Melbourne Zoo in Australia had acquired a female gorilla of a very rare species. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Kevin, a big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo’s machinery. Kevin, like most Kiwi men, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

Kevin was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?

Kevin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Kevin announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions.

"First," he said, "I don’t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.

"Well," said Kevin, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
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