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Italian Love Triangle

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A few days before Tony was to marry Maria; his friend Luigi declares:

Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know! I knowna Maria fora longa time. Known her since I was little boy. I beena in lovea witha Maria all of my life, I don’t think i’ll ever geta nother chance. I tell ya whata i’ll give ya $10,000 if you let me toucha Maria’s tities."

Tony: "Hey wait a minute Luigi thatsa my future wife youra talking about!"
But then Tony reasons with himself "$10,000 will buya Maria nicea honeymoon." "Okay Luigi i’lla let ya toucha Maria’s tities."

So as Luigi is coping his feel he declares:
Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know! I knowna Maria fora longa time. Knowna her since I was little boy. I beena in lovea witha Maria all of my life, I don’t think i’ll ever geta nother chance. I tell ya whata i’ll give ya $20,000 if you let me toucha Maria’s pussy."

Tony: "Hey wait a minute Luigi thatsa my future wife youra talking about!"
But then Tony reasons with himself "$20,000 + $10,000 = $30,000 that’ll buya Maria nicea car." "Okay Luigi i’lla let ya toucha Maria’s pussy."

So as Luigi is coping his feel he declares:
Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know! I knowna Maria fora longa time. Knowna her since I was little boy. I beena in lovea witha Maria all of my life, I don’t think i’ll ever geta nother chance. I tell ya whata i’ll give ya $30,000 if you let me makea lovea to Maria."

Tony: "Hey wait a minute Luigi thatsa my future wife youra talking about!"
But then Tony reasons with himself "$30,000 +$20,000 + $10,000= $60,000 that’ll buya Maria nicea home." "Okay Luigi i’lla let ya makea lovea to Maria."

So as Luigi is making love to Maria he declares:

Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know!"

Tony: "What do youa meana "I don’t know Tony"!! I let ya toucha Maria’s breatsa, I let ya toucha Maria’s pussy, I let ya makea lovea to Maria!! WHAT DO YA MEAN "I DON’T KNOW TONY"!!!!!!!!

Luigi (making love to Maria): "I don’t knowa how i’ma gonna pay ya!"
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