On the way to work this morning i saw a woman behind me driving 90mph in a BMW putting her eye liner on i looked away, then looked again and she way halfway over the white line.It scared me so much i dropped the eletric shaver, which knocjed the bacon roll out of my other hand. Trying to steer the car with my knees knocked the mobile from my ear which fell into my coffee which splashed and burnt my balls,causing me to drop the fag in my mouth which burnt my shirt.



FUCKING WOMAN DRIVERS!!!