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Funny Fat Jokes

Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar.

The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.

But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.

Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

Why would a white guy go to a black guys garage sale? To get his stuff back
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