The Pink Panther Hotel
will2232
Published
12/02/2008
So, there is this amazing mathmetician. This guy was a genius.
One day he received a call from his boss telling him that he was nominated for an award for being such a great mathmetician. The award show was in Florida. Just before the boss hung up he gave the genius one piece of advice "Do not stay in the Pink Panther Hotel"!
When he gets home his wife had already heard the news and invited all of his friends over for a big party. Everybody was having fun till 1 oclock when everybody left. While they were cleaning up the wife said, "Since I will not see you in the morning I must give you one piece of advice. Do not stay in the Pink Panther Hotel"
The next day when the guy is on the plane on his way to Florida, he starts talking to his mathmetician friends and he says, "My wife was telling me something about a Pink Panther Hot..." Immediatly all of his friends inturupt and say, "DO NOT STAY IN THE PINK PANTHER HOTEL!"
When the plane lands he goes and talks to the travel agent at the airport and asks. "Are there any good hotels around here?" She says, "Yes but do not stay in he Pink Panther Hotel"
This guy thinks this is really weird...what could be so bad about this hotel?!?
The guy gets in a cab and asks the driver to take him to the nicest hotel in town the cabbie says that the only hotel available is the pink panther hotel!
The guy stays at the Pink Panther, has the best sleep of his life, and wins the award the next day.
The guy is very happy and tells his wife about the Pink Panther. The wife immediatly files for divorce!
The guy is really sad and calls up his mathmetician friend and asks him what is so bad about the Pink Panther hotel? The friend says that he will have to meet him at the docks at midnight because somebody could be listening.
its midnight and the guy asks his frined what is so bad about the pink panther hotel? the friend goes somebody could be listening we must paddle out in a canoe.
They paddle for two miles then the guy asks the question but the friend says no. They go for 1 for mile and nolw the guy is really pissed he needs to know what is so bad about The Pink Panther Hotel.
He stands up in the canoe and yells WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THE PINK PANTHER HOTEL? Suddenly a gust of wind comes, the guy falls off the canoe and drowns. the moprale of this story. never stand up in a canoe!
One day he received a call from his boss telling him that he was nominated for an award for being such a great mathmetician. The award show was in Florida. Just before the boss hung up he gave the genius one piece of advice "Do not stay in the Pink Panther Hotel"!
When he gets home his wife had already heard the news and invited all of his friends over for a big party. Everybody was having fun till 1 oclock when everybody left. While they were cleaning up the wife said, "Since I will not see you in the morning I must give you one piece of advice. Do not stay in the Pink Panther Hotel"
The next day when the guy is on the plane on his way to Florida, he starts talking to his mathmetician friends and he says, "My wife was telling me something about a Pink Panther Hot..." Immediatly all of his friends inturupt and say, "DO NOT STAY IN THE PINK PANTHER HOTEL!"
When the plane lands he goes and talks to the travel agent at the airport and asks. "Are there any good hotels around here?" She says, "Yes but do not stay in he Pink Panther Hotel"
This guy thinks this is really weird...what could be so bad about this hotel?!?
The guy gets in a cab and asks the driver to take him to the nicest hotel in town the cabbie says that the only hotel available is the pink panther hotel!
The guy stays at the Pink Panther, has the best sleep of his life, and wins the award the next day.
The guy is very happy and tells his wife about the Pink Panther. The wife immediatly files for divorce!
The guy is really sad and calls up his mathmetician friend and asks him what is so bad about the Pink Panther hotel? The friend says that he will have to meet him at the docks at midnight because somebody could be listening.
its midnight and the guy asks his frined what is so bad about the pink panther hotel? the friend goes somebody could be listening we must paddle out in a canoe.
They paddle for two miles then the guy asks the question but the friend says no. They go for 1 for mile and nolw the guy is really pissed he needs to know what is so bad about The Pink Panther Hotel.
He stands up in the canoe and yells WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THE PINK PANTHER HOTEL? Suddenly a gust of wind comes, the guy falls off the canoe and drowns. the moprale of this story. never stand up in a canoe!
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