Federal agents
True Story
one day a man walked into a bar in kansas city, and he saw two man in black suits sitting in the corner, he asked the bartender what they were doing at the bar because they were not regulars and they looked weird. so he calls his buddy, who had worked for the FBI to come over because he might be able to tell if they were from some sort of agency or not. his buddy come in and immediately confirms they are definitely federal. so they call another buddy and tell him to come in dressed like a terrorist screaming and shit. 10 minutes later he comes in threatening to blow the place up, at this point the men in black suits stand up and say were not federal, we're gay.
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