Just don't step in it
Two drunks were walking down the street when one suddenly stops the other from taking another step.
1st drunk - "Stop, stop, stop you almost step in shit"
2nd drunk - "I disagree that is not shit" picks up a piece and tasted it "Well, it taste like shit"
1st drunk - picks up a piece and smelled it "It smells like shit too"
2nd drunk - "You were right it's shit, good thing we didn't step in it"