Q: Why are aspirins white?
A: Because they work.

Q: What's the definition of the word "Confusion"?
A: Father's day in Harlem.

Q: What does an apple and a Negro have in common?
A: They both look soooo pretty hanging from a tree.

Q: What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
A: Fat cash from crime stoppers.

Q: Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
A: Because it is probably your bike.

Q: What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
A: Batman can go to the store with out robin.

Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
A: Ever try and take a rib from a black.

Q: What do you get when you cross a black and a groundhog?
A: 6 more weeks of basketball season.