What was Helen Kellers favorite color.
Corduroy

How did Helen Keller's parents really punish her?
Hung bowling balls from the ceiling.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
On a blind date.

Why was Helen Keller's hand so bloody?
Trying to read the white stripe in road at 55 mph.

What did Helen Keller say when she found the cheese grater?
It was the most violent book she'd ever read.

How did Helen Keller drive a car?
With one hand on the wheel, and one hand on the road.

What did Helen Keller scream when she fell off the mountain?
Nothing, She was wearing mittens.

How about the three panelists on "To Tell The Truth?"
#1. "My name is Helen Keller."
#2. "My name is Helen Keller."
#3. "Myne nnme ithk Hulln Kwellell."