little brother and big brother

alright so a kid and his older brother sleep in a bunkbed. the little brother is on the bottome. the older brother has his girlfriend over and the are gonna have sex. the girls tells the older brother the if she wants him to speed it up then say "lettuce" but to slow it down then say "tomato" so there doin it "lettuce" "tomato" "lettuce" "lettuce" "lettuce""tomato" "tomato" "lettuce"

so the little brother says "will u guys stop making sandwhiches up there your getting mayonase all over my face"