santa climbs out of the chimney to find an angry boy in the living room,
santa:hello!
little boy: "I never liked the idea of christmas"
santa: "why?
little boy: "because, who wants to celebrate a holiday that revolves around an obese elderly man who slithers down your chimney, chugs down all your milk and cookies, then throws the book at you for not being in the "christmas spirit"
santa: "it works for ME"