A man feeling rather down in the dumps after splitting up with his girl-friend goes and sees his mate. His mate has sympathy for him and says, "you can borrow my Girl-friend, she’s very frisky." The other man Replies "wow Really?!" then his mate says "oh by the way she can sing while giving a blow-job BUT you have to turn out the light"
Later that night she turns out the light and starts giving him a blowjob and he hears singing in a wonderful voice. the next day he goes to his mate "How the hell does she do tthat?" and his mate replys "ok you can have her again tonight but while she’s giving you a blowjob turn on the light"
That night she turns out the light and starts giving him a blowjob and the singing starts, the guy reaches over for the lamp on his table and flicks it on then notices a glass on the table with a fake eye in it!!