A blonde and a brunette
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street, and they walk past a flower shop. The brunette looks in and sees that her boyfriend is in there buying her flowers. She says "f..... thats my boyfriend in there buying me flowers." The blonde says "what do you mean you don't like getting flowers? She replies "of course I like getting flowers. I don't like being flat on my back with my legs up in the air for two days though just cuz he bought me flowers." The blonde gets a re4ally weird look on her face and says "don't you have a vase"
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