Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her "Susie who was crucified on the cross for our sins?"The kid behind her jabbed her with his pencil to wake her up and she yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher asked her another question later "Susie what was Mary's role?" The kid behind her jabbed her again and she yelled "MOTHER OF GOD!" She falls asleep again later and the teacher asked her "What did Eve say to Adam after there 23 child?" The kid behind her jabs her again and she yelled "IF YOU JAB ME IN THE ASS WTH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"